New South Park movie mocks cryptocurrencies

South Park The Streaming Wars Part 2 has just been released by Paramount Plus.

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The show's crypto jokes have reached a new level.

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The story's jab is that South Park is suffering from a severe drought, which is driving everyone insane.

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Then, an unlikely waterpark owner savior comes along with a plan. What if water was replaced with pee?

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It's a roast of relatively equal opportunities, with a special emphasis on celebrities who hyped coins and NFTs to no end.

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South Park could have picked a million more stars, from Stephen Curry to Paris Hilton, Jimmy Fallon to Tom Brady.

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Many of them have become more quiet about the future of crypto / NFT as the prices plummeted across the board.

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South Park doesn't forget or forgo the chance to laugh at crypto.

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